I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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