im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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