Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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