shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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