I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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