i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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