You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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