Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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