omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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