Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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