hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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