i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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