We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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