I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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