And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
