hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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