okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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