winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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