i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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