Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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