You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
