whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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