States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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