The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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