He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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