After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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