Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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