member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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