THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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