I wish i was in the wii world.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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