Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Too much gin, very little bucket
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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