My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Randomize
