The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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