I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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