are you still at the devil's house?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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