can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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