He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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