she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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