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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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