Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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