I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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