gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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