So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
