Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
