When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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