We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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