look no pants
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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