did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He felt like a one man threesome
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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