Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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