Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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