Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The feeling are messing with the penis
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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