it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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