o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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