And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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