then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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