Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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