This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Randomize
